I was shocked to see Kinley say that she didn’t know why people hate her so much on Project Runway. Um…off the top of my head it could be because:

1. You don’t talk. Your voice only comes in one volume & that’s yelling.

2. You argue with everyone, even the judges & our precious Tim Gunn.

3. You can’t admit when you make a mistake. You can’t even do it when we all have eyes to see how ugly the prints that you pick out are. They look like psychedelic insects that make me want to buy spider traps.

4. You openly laugh when another designer is being criticized.

5. You say stuff like “I wasn’t trying to make a pretty dress Heidi.”

I really don’t know Kinley, maybe it’s your hair. Poor, poor poor Kinley.

I can understand why if you went out with your best friend’s ex while your friend was on vacation that you would try & mix the story in your favor. However, I can’t understand why you would lie to your friend about it when you are on reality TV. Do you see those cameras? They have tape in them. The people who are on the show will probably watch the show. Then they will see that you lied to them in addition to whatever shady act you committed.

Even if you mend your friendship, it will eventually be unrepairable. Yes Stephanie Pratt from The Hills, I’m talking to you. I need to relax & light some Votive candle holders so I can calm down a little. Every week I really think these girls are finally going to understand how to be friends, but it never happens.

Every episode of bridezillas starts with the introduction of a seemingly normal girl. Then the voice over says “Will she turn into a fire breathing, dress stealing, mother in law hitting bridezilla?” Then they show all of her worst clips that they embellish with dramatic devils horns & the like. Of course, that is always whats happens. The show is called bridezillas after all. I accept that.

Just once though, I’d like them to turn from a bridezilla into a normal person that realizes that having debt collection agencies after you isn’t worth those diamond studded shoes . Maybe she could realize that her bridesmaids are her friends & it would be rude to tell them to lose weight. Maybe she could realize that her day is actually shared with her fiance. I know that this can’t happen every week but can it happen just once? Maybe for sweeps week? I’ll even let you use the term anti bridezilla.