I learned a huge lesson from The Hills. Roommate situations almost never work out, especially if you are living with your two best friends. Lauren moved in with her long time friend Lo. They invited Audrina who is Lauren’s friend to stay in the guest house. Surprise, surprise. Lo & Audrina don’t get along. They seem to be competing for Lauren’s friendship. Lauren is understandably torn apart by this. I’ve been through this before. It always seems like a great idea. You’ll all share an apartment & decorate it with Progress lighting. Somehow it always ends in tears.

Last week Audrina told Lo that they will never be friends. I don’t know if Audrina is trying to get her own spin off show. I just know if the feud gets big enough there is no way I can handle Lauren not speaking to Audrina. The show already follows Heidi, Lauren’s former friend. Pretty soon no one in LA will be speaking to each other.

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I was a little saddened to see this article about Reality TV School. Yes for $139 & one Saturday you can take part in a workshop to help you get better at…reality TV. Maybe I should say that again. There is a program to train you for reality TV. Reality. Personally I’d rather spend the money on a memory upgrade & actually be myself.

I always knew that reality TV wasn’t representative of the real world, but this just makes it even harder to believe. They should call it amateur actor TV. I can only assume that the school goes something like this. “Ok, now eat out of the peanut butter jar with your fingers & then yell that you hate your roommates.”

I was watching Oprah the other day & Carson from “How to look good naked” was on the show. I never did figure out if it was from a few months ago or if it was a new episode. I usually hate shows about how to look good. They usually require a lot of work & weight loss, only to find out that I don’t have the bone structure of a model to begin with. He did however give a tip that I can use “Carry a big purse, it makes your hips look smaller” Finally, a fashion tip I can actually achieve. Shopping I can handle, it’s my gift, whether I’m shopping for a SD card or a new handbag. We all have our talents & that is mine.