Archive for July, 2009

Jul
15
2009

Real Housewives of New Jersey

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I didn’t get to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey season in its entirety. It probably says a lot about me that I’m disappointed by this fact. I wish that Bravo would make a deal with Hulu already. I have a cable package but for whatever reason can’t get Bravo in my area. The one thing that made this version of Real Housewives so different than the other ones were the kids. Well that and Danielle. That woman makes me want to get home alarms. It seems like the New Jersey housewives really dote on their children & their kids are more prevalent in their lives than in some of the other cities. It was refreshing and interesting to see reality TV moms openly care about their children.

Jul
7
2009

Dear Tori Spelling,

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I really feel for how you try to juggle time with your family with a full work schedule. However, whenever you get a day off you fill it up with a lavish party to celebrate winter in Hollywood. I just can’t take much more of you & Dean saying how much you miss each other every single episode. Then you talk about how you’re finally going to have down time and then one or both of you schedules a new role the very next day. How many suprise visits have the two of you planned this season? Please learn how to take a day off.

Jul
7
2009

The Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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I’ve watched a lot of reality TV in my time, but Cake Boss literally took the cake last night. I wish they’d pair up with long distance moving companies so I could get one of their cakes. A bride came in and wasn’t incredibly enthused about her wedding. She wanted to get married in the desert but was having a lavish wedding to appease her mother. She wanted a black cake, her mom who was paying for it didn’t. The bride said something about her cake looking like a funeral so Buddy said that he’d put calla lilies on it.

Buddy made a beautiful cake and the bride came in the day before to see it and called it ugly. Buddy left the room to talk to the team about fixing a perfectly fine cake and the bride started dribbling red, pink, and green frosting all over it. It was the biggest melt down I’ve ever seen. Then Buddy called the mom to tell her what happened and she started crying so Buddy agree to do another cake for the next day. When he delivered it the bride wouldn’t look at it, said it was nice sarcastically and then started swearing at her bridesmaids. I’m sure that weddings cause a lot of stress and bridezillas is a valid term, but come on not all of that is from wedding stress.