Dear Dean McDermott,

I understand that you had to give up scuba diving because you told the instructor that you loved her in front of your wife. This wasn’t smart so you had to take up a new hobby. However, maybe you should find an outlet that doesn’t make your wife constantly cry and worry her that you’ll die.

You don’t have enough time with your family to begin with. Put on some Naot sandals & do something you can all enjoy like go to the beach. You’ve promised to stop every episode this season then you don’t. You say you won’t get in an accident and that it’s safer than walking across the street. Then you get in an accident anyways. Please give up motor sports already.

Sincerely,

Sarakastic

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