I’m a little bit confused that they keep billing things as “Lauren’s last season.” Shouldn’t they just call it “The Hill’s final season.” I know that both Heidi & Spencer & Audrina have been gunning for their own reality shows. First off, if Spencer had his own show my TV would explode from the pure evilness. I guess that it would act as appetite suppresants. Secondly, if Audrina had her own show, it would be good to watch before bedtime as a natural sleep supplement.

I just can’t imagine The Hills without Lauren. I guess it would just be a lot of Stephanie & Heidi plotting to be friends with LC again. That is what the show is about so if Lauren moves on, there isn’t a show anymore. They can just pretend she’s in the other room. Lauren is “The Hills”. She seems to be the only person in Hollywood with standards, brains & a bit of compassion.

I was having one of those days where everything was going wrong. Seriously, if I picked up a baby, it would’ve thrown up on me. The fates had decided that they hate me. Then I turned on TLC. I try not to watch this channel after dark, even though it’s one of my favorites. All of the weird medical shows really freak me out. On this particular one, this person was literally turning into a tree. I didn’t watch for the specifics, but I guess it can always be worse.

In these tough economic times, we all have to pinch pennies. This has even effected The Real Housewives of New York City. Granted, these aren’t useful tips about how to switch to more energy efficient light bulbs. In fact, they really can’t even be used by “real” people. I found it rather insulting that they would even mention the economic crisis & cutting back. First off:

• Since times are tough, economize on birthdays. Jill sacrificed by going for a $16,000 purse instead of jewelry.
• Get rid of two cars & only drive one. Jill’s husband got her a Mercedes SUV. She then complained that the car didn’t have a fridge & that it didn’t work with her ipod. The funny part is that she can’t even seem to drive.

The Countess probably doesn’t do recessions.