I just saw an ad for Taco Bell. It featured their new taco salad. Apparently, it doesn’t have any lettuce on it. Lettuce was just holding us back. It’s still technically a salad…made out of meat.

Let me be clear, salads are supposed to have vegetables on them. They are what you eat to feel better about the side of fries. Way to be healthy.

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