Cooking Delusions

I really have never figured out if watching too much TV causes violence in children. However, I have seen that TV causes me to have delusions. I watch cooking programs & think “Ohh, I would love to entertain. I can so do that.” I can’t. What you never see on the Food Network is:

  • Kids crying because the gourmet Mac & Cheese is green.
  • Tough farmers wandering around wondering where the real food is.
  • Burnt hands.
  • Messy kitchens.
  • People who only own two or three pans.

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