I don’t read People, or watch Access Hollywood. I will admit that The Hills is my guilty pleasure. I never know why Heidi does anything she does, but looking at her makes me want to buy skin acne products. She has the most amazing skin on the planet.

I was shocked when they said during the commercials that Heidi & Spencer got married in Mexico last weekend. It should say something to Heidi that entire studio audiences groan whenever his name is mentioned. It should say something to Heidi that she left Spencer when he even mentioned the word elope & then a few years later that’s how they get married. She wanted a big wedding, with her family there & a pretty dress. It should say something to Heidi that Spencer has yelled at her mother & her sisters repeatedly. I guess I’ll wish them the best. Maybe against all odds they will make it.

If my brain was as reliable as a memory stick I would be able to recount every detail of the holiday episodes on the hit tv show FRIENDS. I know that they seemed to focus more on Thanksgiving than on Christmas. Here are just a few things that I learned from the FRIENDS Thanksgivings.

1. Even if you love each other more than anything, a game of touch football will turn violent.
2. There will always be one person in charge of Thanksgiving no matter how many people try to help.
3. Don’t leave an expensive box of china on a chair.
4. Don’t invite long lost high school friends that used to have a crush on your ex girlfriend to dinner, even if they are Brad Pitt.
5. There is no meat in a traditional English trifle.

I was initially wary of watching an older Canadian comedy sketch show because I was afraid that it wouldn’t be funny. I got the first season on DVD & prepared for the worst. I was pleasantly surprised to see Dave Foley from News Radio. I watched a few episodes & chuckled a little. I won’t be buying the next season, but it was all worth it just because I finally get the inside joke of people going “I crush you.” I’ve always wondered why people do that & other people laugh at it. Now I know.