It is a physical impossibility that every single table meeting on Wife Swap is “The most explosive table meeting ever.” I love the show but please stop saying that unless you end the show with a fireworks display that you add one more firework to every single table meeting.

Sincerely,

Likes watching adults hit each other but sick of the same phrase every week

I can understand why if you went out with your best friend’s ex while your friend was on vacation that you would try & mix the story in your favor. However, I can’t understand why you would lie to your friend about it when you are on reality TV. Do you see those cameras? They have tape in them. The people who are on the show will probably watch the show. Then they will see that you lied to them in addition to whatever shady act you committed.

Even if you mend your friendship, it will eventually be unrepairable. Yes Stephanie Pratt from The Hills, I’m talking to you. I need to relax & light some Votive candle holders so I can calm down a little. Every week I really think these girls are finally going to understand how to be friends, but it never happens.