Archive for October, 2008

Oct
10
2008

One Word: Kinley

Filed under: Lessons • Comments: None

I used to love the whole vintage look. It reminds me of my grandma. It’s so chic at the same time. Then Kinley was on Project Runway, & that changed everything. Let’s run through the checklist.

Can she design? Yes.

Can she design more than one thing? No.

Can she sew? No.

Can she pick out hideous prints that make me want to stab my eyes out? Yes.

Can her voice make me want to smash my head against the wall? Yes.

Does she whine more than any other person I’ve ever met in my life? Most Definitely.

Is she the rudest person that’s ever been on Project Runway? Yup (That’s really saying a lot)

I can’t believe how she won’t listen to the judges or even Tim Gunn. I like her designs but I don’t want her to win.

I think LeAnn would be a perfect winner.


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Oct
9
2008

If you are ever on Project Runway…

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It seems like every single season of Project Runway has one thing in common. Well two things if you count the modern furniture in the apartments. Fine, technically there are three things if you count the fact that the designers will make ugly clothes. However, there is also the same gimmick every season.

At some point, a stressed out designer will impersonate Tim Gunn & everyone else will laugh & laugh. I can see how it would be funny the first time. However, Tim Gunn is the nicest person in the world, why would you mock him? Secondly, it’s not really that funny when 500 people have already done it.

Oct
2
2008

Do people dislike you?

Filed under: Relationship Lessons • Comments: None

I was shocked to see Kinley say that she didn’t know why people hate her so much on Project Runway. Um…off the top of my head it could be because:

1. You don’t talk. Your voice only comes in one volume & that’s yelling.

2. You argue with everyone, even the judges & our precious Tim Gunn.

3. You can’t admit when you make a mistake. You can’t even do it when we all have eyes to see how ugly the prints that you pick out are. They look like psychedelic insects that make me want to buy spider traps.

4. You openly laugh when another designer is being criticized.

5. You say stuff like “I wasn’t trying to make a pretty dress Heidi.”

I really don’t know Kinley, maybe it’s your hair. Poor, poor poor Kinley.